The Fourth Crown

SAINT PETER, MN- In a progressive and innovative move, Visiting Professor Chad Bernsworth added a promise in his newly crafted syllabus to allow for three hangover-caused absences during the semester, no questions […]

SAINT PETER, MN- The opportunity has come again, fellow Gusties, for us to pick the headliner for the Spring Concert. Last time this happened, we were crushed by the inclusion of 3OH!3, […]

This morning at 8:52 AM, a shocking discovery was made in the 3rd floor men’s restroom. A hole was carved into the wall that separates the mens restroom to the womens. “I […]

1: Don’t actually make a list of ways to fuck with the system.

SAINT PETER, MN- Saturday night, Senior Casey Enblat reported witnessing the Gus Bus spinning mad donuts in the Co-ed parking lot as she waited for a ride. It was an unusually slow […]

SAINT PETER, MN: Nemo, the beloved campus cat, has been a rare creature these past few weeks with many wondering where our fluffy boy went. Campus Saftey has recently made the public […]

“I literally sold my kidney for a parking space last week,” said Sophomore Kristine Wilson, in reference to the newly emerged parking space black market. “A first-row spot in the plex parking […]

SAINT PETER, MN— Spirit Halloween, a trademark piece of Spooky Season iconography. The yellow, black, and orange banner stands as a comforting symbol splashed over the faint remnants of a long since […]

SAINT PETER, MN- Tired of dodging high schoolers left and right? Here’s how to make sure you never have to see any of them again.   Tell them about the annual Gustavus […]

ST PETER MN- Homecoming weekend has come and gone, and the campus was subjected to the fanfare of Gusties from years past returning to campus and refusing to close their yearbooks. We […]