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Counseling Services Flooded with Students Convinced There is a Dorm Called “Rundstrom”

By fourthcrown on March 22, 2023

The Fourth Crown Reviews: CAB’s 37th Annual President’s Ball

By fourthcrown on March 20, 2023

ROTC Kids Seize Control of Student Senate in Coup d’État

By fourthcrown on March 16, 2023

“Woah, I Didn’t Know He was Chill Like That!” Campus Squirrel Seen Smoking a Blunt and being like Really Cool and Chill

By fourthcrown on March 15, 2023

The Over-Involved Gustie Showdown- Who Will Emerge the Most Overwhelmed?

By fourthcrown on March 14, 2023

New Brown Parking Permits Allow Students to Park in the River

By fourthcrown on March 13, 2023

Counseling Services Flooded with Students Convinced There is a Dorm Called “Rundstrom”

By fourthcrown on March 22, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – Beware the ides of March. With housing deadlines coming up, many students have descended into all-out madness. Due to the rampant lunacy on campus, we at The Fourth […]

The Fourth Crown Reviews: CAB’s 37th Annual President’s Ball

By fourthcrown on March 20, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – We’re about halfway through the month of March, which means that Gusties up and down the Hill are starting to feel the heat from their spring classes. To […]

ROTC Kids Seize Control of Student Senate in Coup d’État

By fourthcrown on March 16, 2023

SAINT PETER, MN – Shockwaves were sent through the Gustavus community on Monday when a small group of college sophomores armed with M4 Carbines stormed into the Student Senate meeting in Beck […]

“Woah, I Didn’t Know He was Chill Like That!” Campus Squirrel Seen Smoking a Blunt and being like Really Cool and Chill

By fourthcrown on March 15, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – As the sun rose over the beautiful prairie this morning, its beautiful rays were not the only thing lighting up in nature. Chatter came rushing in all over […]

The Over-Involved Gustie Showdown- Who Will Emerge the Most Overwhelmed?

By fourthcrown on March 14, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – After their widely successful “Last to Leave the Box Challenge” (which many students found themselves prepared for after years of on-campus living) and last Friday’s “Last to Take […]

New Brown Parking Permits Allow Students to Park in the River

By fourthcrown on March 13, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – As spring drags on and Gusties drive off campus in droves to relieve their sorrows in a pint from Patty’s or a lonely trip through the Mankato Target, […]

Dining Service Closes Doors for Remainder of Semester: “You’re On Your Own!”

By fourthcrown on March 10, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – Any student or faculty member who has been on campus for this last semester knows that the dining services have had some issues with staffing. This challenge comes […]

Student Senate Denies Nordic Team Aspen Trip Funding, Team Captain Threatens to “Tell my Dad”

By fourthcrown on March 8, 2023

BECK HALL: ST. PETER, MN – As campus orgs are reviewing their mid-year budgets and wincing at the authorized charges from the fall, many orgs are seeking assistance from channels traditional and […]

Admission Experiences Record Recruiting Weekend As Case Day and Swim Team’s Absence Coincide

By fourthcrown on March 6, 2023

ST. PETER, MN– Gustavus is an institution that attracts individuals from all walks of life to its fine campus to advance their studies. For prospective Gusties, there are countless appeals that draw […]

Lund Hockey Rink Demolished, Replaced with Campus Sidewalks

By fourthcrown on March 3, 2023

ST. PETER, MN – Gusties who are tired of eating shit every time they leave their dorm rooms rejoiced on Friday, when a campus-wide email declared that the icy campus sidewalks would […]

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