Kris Ohle Declares ‘Rick Ross or Bust’; Boycotts Timeflies

Kris Ohle's spirit guide.

Kris Ohle’s spirit guide.

SAINT PETER—Calling for all “real motherfuckin’ music fans,” Kris Ohle’s campaign to replace Timeflies with Florida rapper Rick Ross rages the day of the big concert. Ohle, a longtime fan of Ross, is urging all Gusties and other community members to show their displeasure with CAB and their “basic choice.” Mrs. Ohle said, “If you like Timeflies more than the hottest MC in the game, you can go the hell away.”

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