Saint Peter — After a year of changing the face of online media in the greater United States area, we, the Fourth Crown, now pause for a moment to reflect upon our accomplishments and rest upon our luscious cyber laurels. In just one measly calendar year, this publication has accumulated over 360,000 views somewhere between our 180 posts. That is roughly the size of the population of New Orleans, Louisiana. While it is doubtful that The Big Easy is a part of our prime demographic, the statisticians we employ have noted that we do have a substantial following in the central Minnesota region. This following has no doubt contributed to our rise in prominence in not only the Gustavus community but also across the Midwest. We would like to thank our readers for allowing their lives to be improved by our content, and for helping us already complete seven of nine steps towards the ultimate destruction of the Gustavian Weekly. This is truly an incredible moment for all of us.

Here are a few links to some of our own favorite articles.

• A Letter to the Editor of the Gustavian Weekly

• ‘The Fourth Crown’ Wins Paul Magnuson Award for Service and Leadership

• Breaking: $23 Trillion Oil Industry Derailed by Balloons and Plastic Drums

• St. Olaf College Recognized as Worst Academic Institution in Northfield, MN

• College Abandons Nordic Ski Team; Pursues “Sexy, Tropical” Image

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