Saint Peter — The seemingly friendly and innocent mascot, Gus the Lion, has recently been the subject of a massive photo leak. While we would normally respect the privacy of the individuals involved in a scandal like this, these particular images show us just who Gus the Lion really is.
Warning: The following slideshow could be considered NSFW.
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- “Here is a pic of Gus canoodling with the figurehead of St. Olaf College. In the MIAC we respect our peers. We do NOT have sex with them in the middle of the arboretum after volleyball games. Shame on you, Gus.”
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- “Apparently Gus took a little pleasure cruise over to Penn State to “befriend” their storied mascot as well. Reportedly, these two have not even gone on a date yet. Stop behaving like such an animal, Gus.”
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- “This photo explicitly shows Gus teaching his child, Trevor, the values of MURDER. How can we continue to allow this feline to represent us.”
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- “Gus, do you think these naked pictures will get you attention. This isn’t the old you. Please come back to us before it is too late.”
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- “In this picture we can see just how ashamed Gus really is about his actions. Is this a cry for help, Gus? We can save you. Let us help you.”
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- Is this how you want Gustavus to be Represented?
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