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Modern Romeo Seeks Yik Yak ‘Cuddle Buddy’

SAINT PETER— Citing the fact that Valentine’s Day is upon the student body, Gustavus junior and hopeless romantic Eddie McCarthy has begun changing the game of love, one Yik Yak at a time.

A past connoisseur of Gustie Love Confessions and self-proclaimed “Tinder Expert”, McCarthy has turned to the popular social media site Yik Yak to find the Cinderella to his Prince Charming. “I know my special someone is out there,” stated the Master of Love, “I just need to find her.”

Having become exhausted by actually interacting with people to form connections, McCarthy decided to take matters into his own hands Sunday night. McCarthy’s Yaks included modern poetry such as, “any pretty ladys out there looking to cuddle?” and “woooow really wish I had somebody to cuddle with right now :(:(:(“. While his Yaks did not receive any comments, they did bring in 15 and 13 upvotes, respectively. This King of Romance refuses to let his lack of success thus far become discouraging.

Sources confirm that McCarthy is planning to release yet another Yik Yak post at approximately 2:18am this Valentine’s Day, securing his title as this generation’s Troy Bolton.

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