Savoury Snicker Salad

Ingredients

6 Snicker bars

3 Apples

2 pkgs cool-whip

1. Cut apples into slices, then slice wedges into wedges
2. Dice snicker bars
3. Combine apples, snickers, and cool-whip in a large mixing bowl
4. Sprinkle leftover Snickers on top
5. Enjoy!

Maybe-our-failure-of-a-son-won’t-ruin-our-mashed potatoes

Ingredients

3-5 Russet Potatoes

3 tbsp Butter (salted)

2 tsp garlic powder

1. Wash and Peel potatoes
2. In a medium saucepan, bring water to a roiling boil
3. Place potatoes in pan
4. Mash potatoes
5. Add garlic powder and butter, mix well
6. Plate while warm and enjoy!

Why-couldn’t-you-be-a-lawyer-like-Stewart turkey

Ingredients

1 Turkey

½ Litre of spiced rum

½ Litre of cola

1 pkg cloves

3 naval oranges (medium)

1. Thaw turkey and place in cooking pan
2. Slice oranges into ⅛ “ slices
3. Try to cover up for the quick flick of the wrist that sliced Stewart
4. Pour rum, cola, orange combination over turkey
5. Cook turkey at 350 degrees F for 4 hours
6. Enjoy!

Stewarts Figgy Pudding

Ingredients

1 pkg instant pudding (vanilla)

1 small pkg fig newtons

½ Stewart

1. Make pudding according to package
2. Blend fig newtons in a blender (use the “juicer” setting!)
3. Wait
4. Combine pudding, blended fig newtons, and Stewart into a large bowl
5. Serve and enjoy cold!

These quick recipes are sure to bring your family closer than they ever expected this coming Thanksgiving!