Fourth Crown Writers Will Be At The Involvement Fair Begging

SAINT PETER, MN — Tuesday, September 12th 2017. The day has come. Every Student Organization on campus is about to bombard unsuspecting first years- and all Gusties- with reasons to join their group. Fliers, candy, even tears; All Student Orgs bring their A-game for the bi-annual Involvement Fair. Even The Fourth Crown.


The Fourth Crown is constantly looking for students all across Gustavus to come pity the writers with fake laughs, nonchalant head nods, even a “like” on a story once in a while on Facebook. Our writers are always looking for validation. ALWAYS. If you or any of your friends would be interested in acknowledging that The Fourth Crown exists, stop by their table. MJ, Adam, and Louis will be begging for attention in any way, shape, or form. Please, for the love of God, come to the involvement fair. Apply to write for The Fourth Crown. Please. I haven’t seen my family in years. I haven’t slept since last Thursday. I need to feed my children. I’ll play a Sarah McLachlan song if I have to. I’m begging you. Ever since Brian Riste left me for Paris I haven’t been the same. Help me.

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