SAINT PETER, MN- Every year, the Nobel Conference brings academic experts, students, and a whole ton of old people to campus. Caf workers and students must prepare for their patience to be tested like never before.
74-year-old Lilian Peterson decided to go for a full 3-course meal in the caf, paying in exact change to the frustrated disgruntled caf employee. Oh Jesus Christ, her wallet is really buried deep in that purse. Come on Lilian, this is infuriating.
Eventually, the cashier just gave the meal to her for free, making way for the stampede of gray-haired nerds behind her. See you next year, Lilian!
Categories: CAMPUS NEWS