SAINT PETER, MN- In a progressive and innovative move, Visiting Professor Chad Bernsworth added a promise in his newly crafted syllabus to allow for three hangover-caused absences during the semester, no questions asked. The move was widely applauded by students in his 300-level philosophy class.

“I remember what it was like to be in college”, Professor Chad says, “Sometimes students need a night out once in while. Waking up in some bushes behind the liquor store covered in my own vomit never did me any harm. No need to punish students for being students.” No news yet on how the administration has reacted to the syllabus change.