SAINT PETER, MN — After seeing the results of the DLC and I Am We Are’s poster experiment, Christian student group Proclaim sent fifth-year senior Sean Joseph to hell in an effort […]
SAINT PETER — Hours before polls at the local Saint Peter High School closed, dedicated and self-proclaimed “Bernie Bro” sixth-year senior Sean Joseph was spotted tabling outside the doors of the […]
SAINT PETER— After low turnout for the Dive dances this semester, the Campus Activities Office announced its new plans to reduce dangerous off-campus behaviors. The programming entitled, “Gusties After Dark,” features a […]
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA— Proudly declaring that it was about time that the tournament got “the good bud rolling,” confused stoner Sean Joseph was overseen picketing the start of the FIFA 2015 Women’s […]
Following the introduction of a women’s-only “Power Hour” program in the Gustavus weight room, wherein only women can access the facilities for two well-publicized hours per week, a vibrant resistance has sprung […]
SAINT PETER— Following a record-breaking 8-day streak without a bias incident occurring on campus, the Dean of Students office has added a sign outside their office reading “This college has gone ___ […]
SAINT PETER— Following weeks of widespread anxiety and underpreparedness for the impending disaster of final examinations, President Rebecca Bergman has canceled the remainder of the fall semester and declared an Emergency State […]
SAINT PETER— With the combined academic pressures of midterm grade postings and the approaching course withdrawal deadline, many students are dismayed to learn that the anonymity guaranteed by the popular phone application […]
MINNEAPOLIS—A comprehensive study released this week by the University of Minnesota College of Medical Sciences has attributed the nation’s shortage of physicians to the Department of Chemistry at Gustavus Adolphus College in Saint […]
The Student Senate Assault on Gustavian Cultural Heritage By Sean Joseph As a third-generation Gustie, the tradition of this institution is a core part of who I am. Thus, I stand in […]
The Fourth Crown 