St. Peter, MN- A recent bill proposed by congressional Republicans would rid the legislative branch of any form of well-researched debate and would instead use wrestling matches between supporters and opponents to […]
Southern Minnesota — Following yet another racially motivated bias incident, experts have concluded that portions of the student bodies at Minnesota private colleges Gustavus Adolphus and Saint Olaf are locked in some […]
SAINT PETER,MN- As Journalists of the Fourth Crown continue to cyberbully losers with different viewpoints, the team can’t help but think about the amount of pain and suffering they have caused the […]
SAINT PETER– After months of deliberation, Gustavus’s one and only improvisational comedy group has decided to become a social justice group on campus. In an interview with two-year member McKenzie […]
SAINT PETER, MN- With the loss of millions of dollars and several deposits from incoming first-years, the Gustavus community faces humiliation after mistakenly booking a “Plotting Zoo” instead of the intended “Petting […]
SAINT PETER, MN – After Sunday’s service, the Chaplain’s office announced that it had received a Facebook notification from Satan. “Let me be honest and say that when I saw that Satan […]
St. Peter, MN- With the firing of FBI Director James Comey it has become clear that President Donald Trump has finally decided to rage-quit the presidency. “Rage-Quitting,” is an idea that […]
St. PETER, MN – “I’m honestly not that surprised,” said Brian Pfeiffer, a former reader of the Fourth Crown. “If half of the stuff on that list is true, than it would […]
SAINT PETER, MN–After the first annual Fourth Crown Demographic Survey, a plethora of statistics have been made public. A sample of these statistics are published below. 90% of Fourth Crown […]
Open Mic Night who? Yesterday, some guy played the beloved piano outside the cafeteria for ten hours straight! From 3 pm to 11 pm, Piano Guy played hits like: Don’t Stop Believin’, […]
