ST PETER MN- Many nerdy celebrations were held late Sunday Night by Gusties when Game of Thrones Twitter Fan @NemoRocksMySocks leaked a statement stating that George R.R. Martin and other Game of […]
SAINT PETER, MN— The season premiere for the final season of Game of Thrones aired on HBO two days ago; after the show’s eight-year run time many fans are wondering what […]
SAINT PETER, MN- As an effort to really shit on her students, Professor Jane Hughes in the math department sent out an email today to her students letting them know that class […]
SAINT PETER, MN — Spring is in the air, which means new relationships are blooming! It seems that everywhere around campus the spirit of new beginnings has taken hold, and our very […]
SAINT PETER, MN- Good news for GAC swimmers looking to increase their time in the water; the sidewalk puddles all around campus are now reserved from 7:00 to 9:00 every evening for […]
SAINT PETER, MN – This just in on the renovation process of the Lund Center: operations have been halted due to a secret chamber, a “chamber of secrets” perhaps, being discovered beneath […]
SAINT PETER, MN— Blessed be this day, Gusties, for the Fourth Crown will live along with the literary works of Shakespeare, Marx, and John Green until the ever-expanding Sun burns this planet […]
SAINT PETER, MN- In a turn of events that can only be described as “spooky as hell”, the Swanson Tennis Center underwent the cellular process of mitosis on Tuesday, splitting into two […]
ST PETER MN- The Gustavian Weekly’s segment “Gustie of the Week” is a sought-after honor by many over-achieving Gusties who are into that sort of thing. Multiple reports have been heard of […]
SAINT PETER, MN- The long-awaited cinematic debut for Captain Marvel has finally arrived, and by god this movie straight up fucks. Brie Larson who plays the hero herself could have stepped out […]
