ST PETER MN- The Gustavian Weekly’s segment “Gustie of the Week” is a sought-after honor by many over-achieving Gusties who are into that sort of thing. Multiple reports have been heard of […]

SAINT PETER, MN- The long-awaited cinematic debut for Captain Marvel has finally arrived, and by god this movie straight up fucks. Brie Larson who plays the hero herself could have stepped out […]

SAINT PETER, MN- The Gustavus student retention rate has reached an all-time high of one-hundred percent this year. According to students, this is due to the fact that they are “literally trapped […]

ST PETER MN- It has been weeks since any Gustie has seen Nemo, the infamous campus cat, strolling around Campus or in anyone’s room in Rundstrom.  While most people assumed that Nemo […]

Aquarius: Wow, you don’t like when my curriculum challenges your current understanding of the subject? Riveting, Aquarius.   Pisces: Please. PLEASE. Stop crying. Aries: Thank you for speaking up in class. I […]

St. Peter, MN — Did you miss out on a little romantic romp action during Valentine’s Day? Have no fear! The Book Mark is coming through to us students with more than […]

St. Peter, MN- The newly hired chaplain, Mary Fischer, caused a ripple across the inter-faith community at Gustavus today when she threw down her training cards and spoke about our relationships with […]

With only six-hundred and fifteen days until the election, the Democrats are searching for a candidate to lead the party to the White House and regain a sense of diplomacy and civility […]

SAINT PETER, MN- The registrar’s office announced on Monday that the Gustavus fight club that has been secretly meeting in the basement of “none of your business, go away” will now count […]

St. Peter, MN — With record-breaking snowfall this February and no end in sight, Campus Safety’s “Safe Rides” program has made a major purchase for the hopeful benefit of Gustavus students everywhere: […]