ST. PETER, MN – As the fall semester continues, Gustavus students are experiencing record-high levels of stress and anxiety. “There’s a level of distress right now that can’t be solved by CAB […]
New Campus-Wide Mental Health Initiative: Weed
Registration Guarantee: Students Able to Take One Class that Applies to Their Major Every Year
ST. PETER, MN — Registration for Spring 2022 classes, occurring between November 8th and 18th, is right around the corner for Gusties. Gustavus prides itself on being a Liberal Arts college, which […]
Inventors’ Digest Magazine Nominates GustieWare as “Innovation of the Year”
ST. PETER, MN – Every year there are millions of new inventions and advancements in technology that help us move forward and progress not only as a society, but as individuals. Whether […]
REPORT: Read The Damn Article, Not Just The Headline
SAINT PETER, MN — A shocking report released yesterday by The Fourth Crown revealed that the majority of Gustavus students don’t actually read the damn articles we write, and instead just like […]
Gus The Lion Dyes Mane After Quarter-Life Crisis
ST. PETER, MN – One week after falling into a cycle of self-doubt and anxiety about the direction of his life, Gustavus mascot Gus the Lion has decided to dye his mane […]
5 Tips for Handling Burn-Out
If fall break has shown students anything, it’s that having two days off is not enough time to efficiently recover from stress. The state of the world has moved past “Dumpster-Fire” territory […]
Whoa! Club Hockey Just JV Racism?
ST. PETER, MN – As temperatures drop and winter fast approaches, colleges around the nation have begun gearing up for the hockey season. Fans of the sport can look forward to the […]
Inspiring: Give to Gustavus Day Raises Enough to Fund Next Year’s Give to Gustavus Day
ST. PETER, MN — The results are in: on Thursday, October 28, Gustavus raised $12.5 million, barely crossing the threshold necessary to sustain another “Give to Gustavus Day” in 2022. “Next year […]
Caf Introduces Purina Pro Bright Mind Chicken & Rice Kibble In Last-Ditch Effort to Raise Grades
ST. PETER, MN- In response to truly dismal midterm test scores across campus, Dining Services is trying its hand at improving academic achievement. Students entering the cafeteria over the past few days […]
5 Tips For Discreetly Puking On The Gus Bus
As the weather cools, more and more students are relying on the Gus Bus for a ride down the Hill. The long-running transit system, operated by Minnesota River Valley Transit, is a […]
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