Category: CAMPUS NEWS

Greys Win Greek Week

SAINT PETER– Following several days of intense deliberation, it was announced today that the Greys are the winners of Greek Week 2014. The infamous underground fraternity has emerged from hiding to participate […]

Student Had ‘Really Nice Break’

BREAKING—Following Spring Break, insider sources have confirmed that student Tiffany Michaels enjoyed her week off from school and had a “really nice break.” Across campus Michaels’ friends and professors are reporting that […]