In the interest of preserving and celebrating our illustrious history of over 150 years, The Fourth Crown presents the fourth of a 2,928,608 part series, FLASHBACK, chronicling the most important events in […]
SAINT PETER—With the date for the Campus Activity Board’s Big Concert fast approaching, insider sources revealed Thursday that headliner Timeflies is actually just a stage name for Gavin DeGraw. The news was […]
SAINT PETER — In what is quickly becoming one of the biggest mysteries in recent campus history, an athletic department-sponsored surveymonkey has indicated the majority of students and faculty have no clear […]
The Student Senate Assault on Gustavian Cultural Heritage By Sean Joseph As a third-generation Gustie, the tradition of this institution is a core part of who I am. Thus, I stand in […]
SAINT PETER- In an unexpected display of impressive athleticism, the Men’s Track & Field Team won the Relay for Life event held in Lund Center on Friday night. The event, which was […]
By Nick Gellar, Junior from Falcon Heights Geez it’s nice out today isn’t it? I wonder if it’s like this every day of the year! I bet it is. The campus just […]
SAINT PETER- First-year student Sean Joseph is expressing his outrage via social media at Campus Safety’s request for him to open the door to his room in section 2C of Norelius Hall. […]
BREAKING—Following Spring Break, insider sources have confirmed that student Tiffany Michaels enjoyed her week off from school and had a “really nice break.” Across campus Michaels’ friends and professors are reporting that […]
SAINT PETER—Following Residential Life’s announcement this week of which students were granted off-campus living permission, rising juniors across campus were quick to express their shock and anger at the College’s residential policy […]
SAINT PETER, MN—Looking to avoid admitting subpar students due to their bland and nondescript applications, the Gustavus Department of Admission has added a “special talents” portion to the application process. The Admission […]
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