SAINT PETER— At the end of months of dedicated preparation, thousands of members of the Gustavus community are soon to return to campus to attend the 42nd Christmas in Christ Chapel. This year’s […]
SAINT PETER—After weeks of enduring the laughter and embarrassment of the masses, the nude man throwing an infant of the Granlund sculpture near the Edgar M. Carlson Administration Building has finally spoken […]
BREAKING— In the wake of a frigid spike of January weather, a new report released late on Tuesday revealed that students have become more truant and less likely to do anything productive […]
MINNESOTA— With several inches of early snowfall blanketing much of the state, the awkward silence of the summer and fall months has finally been broken by Minnesotans possessing a readily available and […]
SAINT PETER— After recently attending a Cultural Anthropology lecture in which race and gender were revealed to be social constructs, first-year student and Edina native Thomas Wakasha has become a staunch advocate […]
SAINT PETER— Following a typical fall semester weekend in Norelius Hall, first-year Sarah Gatt collected the entirety of section 3C’s recyclables and turned them into a Mankato redemption center, resulting in a […]
SAINT PETER— With the combined academic pressures of midterm grade postings and the approaching course withdrawal deadline, many students are dismayed to learn that the anonymity guaranteed by the popular phone application […]
SAINT PETER— With the midterm elections underway, senior student Allie Marnick has reluctantly revealed to close friends and family that she is a Republican. Marnick’s admission came after repeatedly being asked if […]
The top seven spookiest locations at GAC.
The Fourth Crown 