ST. PETER, MN – It’s not an uncommon sight for students traveling through the lower level of the Jackson Campus Center to see outrageously long lines outside the post office. While many […]

ST. PETER, MN—The sudden arrival of snow on the hill has officially ushered in the holiday season here at Gustavus.  Sentiments towards the immense amount of snow have been mixed, but many […]

ARIES (March 21 – April 19) Do n̷o̶t̵ question the o̶̤͋n̶̯̿c̷̪̀ŏ̴̞m̸̤̅i̴̹̅n̷͎̔g̸̤̕ v̵̡̘̣̣́̄o̶̠̗̼͝i̴̥͆̀d̴͎͙̠́́͑ͅ. Let it g̸̖̥̫̻͕͕͋̋̅̕u̷͚͚̙̼͖̝̣̅͐̀̕i̴̡͙͔̘̋͑̈́̈́̅̌͝d̷͇̳̗̔͜e̸̟̅̈̾͗̌̀ y̵̧̤̻̰̝̒̂ͅo̶̫͖̙̹̓̓͐̀͊͐̊̕ŭ̸̢̠̺̯̱̞̹̺̮̑͗̇͒̔̌͋̕͠ͅŗ̸̟̝͈̤̯̙͖̪̐͂̇̐͂͜ è̶̢̱͕͍̫͚̥̝͉͎̔v̵̘̿e̴͈̊̂̄r̶̢̧͔̦̘̮̞̳̟͈̤̅y̵͉̳̼̰̱͕̙̭̙̻͇̳̔̐͌̉̑̇̓̍̄̚͘͜͝ a̷͖̜̦̖͈̱͖̝͓͔̬̭͊̾̄͜͝͝͝ć̵̨̨̡͔̼̖͓̹͔̠̟̭̱͇͈̽͛t̷̬͈̋̌̈̆͋͂́͐͋̅͋̀̔͝͝i̸̛̫̯̩͇͚͎̼̦̣̋̇̾̒ͅo̶̟̙̯̤̬̰̬̫͎̘̟̗̣͒̏̾͛͜͠ͅn̵̢̼̮̹̼̻͓͛̎̏̂̈́̋̉͋̑̓͒̌̎̂̍. L̴̡̨̰̘͖̼̩͙̜̝̤͉̠̝̭̙̖̝̘̠̋Ȩ̶̡͉̪̫̥̼͙͔̥͉̘͎̈̍̇̑͒͗͘͝Ṱ̸̨̮͍͔̞͈̮͐͆̈̃̏̚̕͜͠ ̸̛̱̬̘̰͎͉̖͕̪͚͈͙͐̔͌̃͑̇̋͆̃̿͛̚ͅͅT̷̢̧̨̖̟͍͍̮͍̦̟͉̠̗̗̻̘͍̹͍͈͕̣̞̫̾̇̌̋̒̌͗̉͊̐̑̿̆͒̈̑͌̓̇̅̆͜͠͠H̶̰̮̙̠̽̈̔̕͠͝Ë̸̢̢̨̨̛̺̖̳̩̟͔͚̰̼̩̝͇͙̥͇̰͚̯͍̪̟́̂́̇́̉͑̎̊̐̂̾͌̿̍̋̋͒͠ ̸̧̛̤͈̝̐͂̌̇͋̐͌͑͗͗͛̔͗̆́̋̍̈́̕͜͠V̷̨̛̪̭̺͔̮̲̤̜̣͍͍͕̝͙̠̻̺̋̏́̍̃̈́͗͗̆O̸̡̩̖͇̮̜̥̜̘̘̱̅I̴̡̨͎̻̥̭̮̭̯̱̥̩̣̼͓̱̟̦͕͈̗͈͕͊̈́̈̎̉́̌̈́̃ͅD̶̢̨̻͉͚͍͍̪̥̘̹͚͕̺̣̱̳̪̪̻͘ ̶̩̭͒͐́͐̈̈͂͝͝C̴̡̨̫̝̭̺̺̳̣͔͍̘͓̲̼͚̖̘̬̠̐̂̂͂̏̄̀́͌̃͗͗̔̽̎͆̈́̒̚̕͜Ȏ̵̧̺͖̻̩̖̩̮͉̟̲̜͎̩̈̔̄̈̎̍͗̋͆͊͗͐͘͠͝͝Ņ̶̨̰̱̲̠̺̈́̈́̊̔͊̀̊́̌͋̿̃̈͂͘͝Ṡ̶̢̢̢̨̳̙̖̲̮͍̜̥͉̩̠̦̭͖̮͍͚͍̗͛̅͐̈́͑͋͌̑̊̈́̾̌̑͋́̎͑̄̈́͒̕͠͝͝Ư̷͇̻̝͍͉̈͋̈́̎͌̉̿̾́̒̿̕͘͝M̸̩͇̤͉̟̖̲͈̰͓̹̱͕̆̐̿̑͌͐̆́̅̅̾̇͌̉̅̉́̀͑̒̈́̇̚͝ͅͅE̴̡̻̜̫̟͇̠̞̲͇͚̩̬̣̳̐̍̀̀̌̆̒͆̈́̒̽̓̃͋̏͠ ̸̧̨̛̛̠̺̺̟̰̠̞̙̣̙͓̩̝̹̟͋̌̅̀̃̂͊͒̓̊͐́̄̀͆̋̉͊͛͘͠͝͠͝Ÿ̷̝͓̦̳̜͎͈̣̩̘͓́̈́̃̉͊̐̽Ỡ̴̢̧̛͍͍̹̪̫̳̬͔̳͚̣͍͕͙̙̩̥͌͛̑̆̂́̽̆͌̂́͆͗̿̈̈́͌͋̒͒̀̚͜Ư̵̢̱͖̯̣͙͈͚̖̗̓̑̔͆͆̈́̓̀͊ L̴̡̨̰̘͖̼̩͙̜̝̤͉̠̝̭̙̖̝̘̠̋Ȩ̶̡͉̪̫̥̼͙͔̥͉̘͎̈̍̇̑͒͗͘͝Ṱ̸̨̮͍͔̞͈̮͐͆̈̃̏̚̕͜͠ ̸̛̱̬̘̰͎͉̖͕̪͚͈͙͐̔͌̃͑̇̋͆̃̿͛̚ͅͅT̷̢̧̨̖̟͍͍̮͍̦̟͉̠̗̗̻̘͍̹͍͈͕̣̞̫̾̇̌̋̒̌͗̉͊̐̑̿̆͒̈̑͌̓̇̅̆͜͠͠H̶̰̮̙̠̽̈̔̕͠͝Ë̸̢̢̨̨̛̺̖̳̩̟͔͚̰̼̩̝͇͙̥͇̰͚̯͍̪̟́̂́̇́̉͑̎̊̐̂̾͌̿̍̋̋͒͠ ̸̧̛̤͈̝̐͂̌̇͋̐͌͑͗͗͛̔͗̆́̋̍̈́̕͜͠V̷̨̛̪̭̺͔̮̲̤̜̣͍͍͕̝͙̠̻̺̋̏́̍̃̈́͗͗̆O̸̡̩̖͇̮̜̥̜̘̘̱̅I̴̡̨͎̻̥̭̮̭̯̱̥̩̣̼͓̱̟̦͕͈̗͈͕͊̈́̈̎̉́̌̈́̃ͅD̶̢̨̻͉͚͍͍̪̥̘̹͚͕̺̣̱̳̪̪̻͘ ̶̩̭͒͐́͐̈̈͂͝͝C̴̡̨̫̝̭̺̺̳̣͔͍̘͓̲̼͚̖̘̬̠̐̂̂͂̏̄̀́͌̃͗͗̔̽̎͆̈́̒̚̕͜Ȏ̵̧̺͖̻̩̖̩̮͉̟̲̜͎̩̈̔̄̈̎̍͗̋͆͊͗͐͘͠͝͝Ņ̶̨̰̱̲̠̺̈́̈́̊̔͊̀̊́̌͋̿̃̈͂͘͝Ṡ̶̢̢̢̨̳̙̖̲̮͍̜̥͉̩̠̦̭͖̮͍͚͍̗͛̅͐̈́͑͋͌̑̊̈́̾̌̑͋́̎͑̄̈́͒̕͠͝͝Ư̷͇̻̝͍͉̈͋̈́̎͌̉̿̾́̒̿̕͘͝M̸̩͇̤͉̟̖̲͈̰͓̹̱͕̆̐̿̑͌͐̆́̅̅̾̇͌̉̅̉́̀͑̒̈́̇̚͝ͅͅE̴̡̻̜̫̟͇̠̞̲͇͚̩̬̣̳̐̍̀̀̌̆̒͆̈́̒̽̓̃͋̏͠ ̸̧̨̛̛̠̺̺̟̰̠̞̙̣̙͓̩̝̹̟͋̌̅̀̃̂͊͒̓̊͐́̄̀͆̋̉͊͛͘͠͝͠͝Ÿ̷̝͓̦̳̜͎͈̣̩̘͓́̈́̃̉͊̐̽Ỡ̴̢̧̛͍͍̹̪̫̳̬͔̳͚̣͍͕͙̙̩̥͌͛̑̆̂́̽̆͌̂́͆͗̿̈̈́͌͋̒͒̀̚͜Ư̵̢̱͖̯̣͙͈͚̖̗̓̑̔͆͆̈́̓̀͊ L̴̡̨̰̘͖̼̩͙̜̝̤͉̠̝̭̙̖̝̘̠̋Ȩ̶̡͉̪̫̥̼͙͔̥͉̘͎̈̍̇̑͒͗͘͝Ṱ̸̨̮͍͔̞͈̮͐͆̈̃̏̚̕͜͠ ̸̛̱̬̘̰͎͉̖͕̪͚͈͙͐̔͌̃͑̇̋͆̃̿͛̚ͅͅT̷̢̧̨̖̟͍͍̮͍̦̟͉̠̗̗̻̘͍̹͍͈͕̣̞̫̾̇̌̋̒̌͗̉͊̐̑̿̆͒̈̑͌̓̇̅̆͜͠͠H̶̰̮̙̠̽̈̔̕͠͝Ë̸̢̢̨̨̛̺̖̳̩̟͔͚̰̼̩̝͇͙̥͇̰͚̯͍̪̟́̂́̇́̉͑̎̊̐̂̾͌̿̍̋̋͒͠ ̸̧̛̤͈̝̐͂̌̇͋̐͌͑͗͗͛̔͗̆́̋̍̈́̕͜͠V̷̨̛̪̭̺͔̮̲̤̜̣͍͍͕̝͙̠̻̺̋̏́̍̃̈́͗͗̆O̸̡̩̖͇̮̜̥̜̘̘̱̅I̴̡̨͎̻̥̭̮̭̯̱̥̩̣̼͓̱̟̦͕͈̗͈͕͊̈́̈̎̉́̌̈́̃ͅD̶̢̨̻͉͚͍͍̪̥̘̹͚͕̺̣̱̳̪̪̻͘ ̶̩̭͒͐́͐̈̈͂͝͝C̴̡̨̫̝̭̺̺̳̣͔͍̘͓̲̼͚̖̘̬̠̐̂̂͂̏̄̀́͌̃͗͗̔̽̎͆̈́̒̚̕͜Ȏ̵̧̺͖̻̩̖̩̮͉̟̲̜͎̩̈̔̄̈̎̍͗̋͆͊͗͐͘͠͝͝Ņ̶̨̰̱̲̠̺̈́̈́̊̔͊̀̊́̌͋̿̃̈͂͘͝Ṡ̶̢̢̢̨̳̙̖̲̮͍̜̥͉̩̠̦̭͖̮͍͚͍̗͛̅͐̈́͑͋͌̑̊̈́̾̌̑͋́̎͑̄̈́͒̕͠͝͝Ư̷͇̻̝͍͉̈͋̈́̎͌̉̿̾́̒̿̕͘͝M̸̩͇̤͉̟̖̲͈̰͓̹̱͕̆̐̿̑͌͐̆́̅̅̾̇͌̉̅̉́̀͑̒̈́̇̚͝ͅͅE̴̡̻̜̫̟͇̠̞̲͇͚̩̬̣̳̐̍̀̀̌̆̒͆̈́̒̽̓̃͋̏͠ […]

ST. PETER, MN—Move over Overheard at Gustavus, there’s a new place for Gusties to share their unchecked opinions for all their peers to see. And this time? It’s anonymous. The mobile app […]

St. Peter, MN — Organizers of this year’s Christmas in Christ Chapel were forced to cancel all remaining performances after reports of a widespread oral chlamydia outbreak in the Gustavus Choir. According […]

ST. PETER, MN- The new Lund Center is near completion, and the beloved athletic building’s renovation has become one of the most anticipated events in Gustavus history.  Athletes, coaches and the rest […]

ST. PETER, MN—In a campus-wide email sent out this past week, the Gustavus Office of Financial Accumulation announced next year’s tuition costs. The price: an additional two thousand dollars, plus an internal […]

ST. PETER, MN—Recently, Gustavus students have been tormented by especially strong breezes, causing widespread pain, suffering, and ruined hairstyles. Here are 5 tips to avoid getting blown away: Don’t.  If it can […]

ST. PETER, MN- Thanksgiving is here and Gusties are finding all sorts of things to be thankful for.  Whether it’s an 8 AM class on a Monday, a teacher who gives you […]

ST PETER, MN — The end of the fall semester is upon us, and as the hours of daylight decrease, so does the collective mental stability of students. Gustavus is an institution […]