Greetings, minions. It is I. Adversary. Beast. Beelzebub. The Fallen. Father of Lies. Lucifer. The One Who Devours Light and Shits Despair. I normally avoid meddling in the affairs of the 7,000,000,000 […]
By Jeremy Whitestaff ‘16 Frost-Your-Owns. Everybody loves them. They’re the only way to get students to come to your career exploration workshop. They’re the only food that you will get peer-pressured into […]
The following is an account submitted by sophomore student Avery Johnson, who is several weeks into his pledgeship for the local Swedish-Greek organization Gamma Alpha Kappa (GAK). Gamma Alpha boasts 2,400 collegiate members, […]
The following piece was submitted by the father of first-year student Rachel Swenson as he reflected on the incredible helpfulness of her male peers as she moved into her dorm room. What an […]
Hello Gustavus, I sure do love all the ole’ cinematic classics. Recently, I have been watching a lot of James Bond, and I just love when the villainous mastermind of the whole […]
The Student Senate Assault on Gustavian Cultural Heritage By Sean Joseph As a third-generation Gustie, the tradition of this institution is a core part of who I am. Thus, I stand in […]
By Nick Gellar, Junior from Falcon Heights Geez it’s nice out today isn’t it? I wonder if it’s like this every day of the year! I bet it is. The campus just […]
Spring Break, am I right? It’s me, Jack. Ohle. Man, what a wild ride it’s been these past six years! Remember that one time the faculty senate called for my head? Yeah, […]
COMMENTARY By The Three Crowns Curriculum Executive Board Though the details have yet to be finalized, The Three Crowns Executive Board is excited to announce a name change for the program beginning […]
