Silicon Valley — Nearing the end of an especially lucrative January Term for media companies like Netflix and internet porn suppliers, the heads of these businesses announced that they are saddened to […]
GUSTIE CHATS: What Are We Thankful For?
As Gusties spend a few days resting at their homes all across the country, we asked input on what members of the Gustavus community is thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving! “Gustavus parking lots, […]
Seven Spooky Spots on Campus
The top seven spookiest locations at GAC.
10 Things More Threatening to Minnesotans Than Ebola
1. THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS The Vikings have a rich history of repeatedly shooting themselves in the foot. Many analysts have observed that the franchise has become so adept at undermining their efforts, […]
Our Favorite Fall Activities
With campus in the midst of several stunning weeks of crisp Fall weather, The Fourth Crown has assembled a list of our favorite seasonal activities. Feeling groggy on a crisp fall morning? Perk up […]
10 Uses for ‘The Gustavian Weekly’
One of the oldest questions Gusties have asked themselves is what on earth to do with all the copies of The Gustavian Weekly scattered around campus. This dilemma has been particularly challenging this week, […]
New iPhone 6 Features
Apple, Inc. (AAPL) announced its new lineup of iPhones on Tuesday to a sold-out crowd in Cupertino, California. The Fourth Crown has everything you need to know about the new devices. In […]
‘The Fourth Crown’ Guide to Opening Your P.O.
Opening your campus post office compartment can be a real headache, so we have prepared this list of methods to help you get your box unlocked, popped, and ready to rock. -Begin by […]
6 Things to Say Instead of “I Spent the Summer Unemployed with my Parents”
Whether it’s curing cancer with the docs at Mayo Clinic, or working with cognitively challenged children at a lakeside summer camp, the summers of your college years are your time to take […]
10 Differences Between “Minnesota Nice” and “Passive Aggression”
Minnesota’s cultural and linguistic subtleties are often lost on those who hail from warmer lands with winning football teams. In particular, the line between “Minnesota Nice” and “Passive Aggressive” often appears blurred, […]