TRUMP TOWER— Following a long string of tweets flirting with the idea of running the United States like a Fortune 500 company, business mogul and celebrity Donald Trump made a highly anticipated […]
BURLINGTON, VT— In an unlikely string of recent electoral developments, the Millennial generation has found a national political figurehead in the form of 73-year-old Bernie Sanders. Millennials, an age bracket characterized by […]
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA— Proudly declaring that it was about time that the tournament got “the good bud rolling,” confused stoner Sean Joseph was overseen picketing the start of the FIFA 2015 Women’s […]
MALIBU, CA— In light of the recent controversy surrounding her sex change, Caitlyn Jenner has submitted an application to the United States Army in an attempt to silence critics questioning the quality […]
Amidst a flurry of campaign announcements, rapper Waka Flocka Flame’s declaration of his candidacy for the 2016 presidential election has gone relatively unnoticed. The hip hop icon’s campaign slogan “From Tha Trap […]
After Olympian and reality TV star Bruce Jenner came out as a transgender woman this past week, his daughter and fellow media mogul Kylie Jenner has reportedly been walking Bruce through the […]
UNITED STATES— As politicians continue to announce their intentions to run for President this week, the citizens of the United States have begun to prepare themselves for an 18-month span of politics […]
PANAMA CITY BEACH, FLORIDA— With the arrival of several thousand able-bodied persons of predominantly European descent, the coast of Panama City Beach, Florida (PCB) is suffering from an invasion on a scale […]
WORLDWIDE—In recognition of women’s significant contributions to world history, millions across the globe recognize today as International Women’s Day. Women are particularly excited for this year’s IWD after President Obama announced a […]
NORTH AMERICA— After a 238-year history of exclusion from public discourse, issues of color have erupted in the United States over the course of several hours. The passions of the 318,000,000 citizen nation have finally […]
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