MENLO PARK, CA— A new report issued by Facebook’s analytics team indicates that the language used by mothers in Facebook posts and comments bears remarkable similarities to the English language. The study, […]
Eden Prairie — After examining the 13 boxes bearing his name under the Christmas tree, the Jacobson family’s youngest member, Dillon, promptly announced his “utter displeasure” with the size of his gifts […]
To remain competitive on the nation’s largest retail holiday, several major chains opened their doors this afternoon for Black Friday 2015, launching a record-breaking 364-day parade of sales, deals, and riots. Chains […]
WASHINGTON, DC— Following months of nationwide activism resisting a major expansion of the Keystone XL Canada-US crude oil pipeline, the Senate rejected a proposal allowing its construction by one vote. The action […]
WASHINGTON, DC— Vice President Joe Biden is nearing the completion of a second day awaiting for the results of the midterm Vice Presidential election. According to sources close to the VP, Biden […]
SAINT PETER— With the midterm elections underway, senior student Allie Marnick has reluctantly revealed to close friends and family that she is a Republican. Marnick’s admission came after repeatedly being asked if […]
NEW YORK CITY— Following its announcement of a stand-alone online subscription, premium cable channel HBO announced Tuesday its plan to release a new payment option that charges viewers solely for the number of […]
WASHINGTON, DC— A study released Monday afternoon by The Heritage Foundation has accused the Democratic Party of holding a firm liberal bias. The comprehensive 240-page report, entitled A Comprehensive Review of Bias […]
SAINT PETER—After last week’s announcement that the popular streaming service Netflix would carry all ten seasons of the popular sitcom Friends, sophomore Kendra Gilbert has cut all ties with those whom she […]
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