ST PETER, MN- As usual, CAB hasn’t hired anyone good, or even picked great nominees for the semi-annual “Big Concert” this year. Every student on campus has been groaning and moaning at […]
PYEONGCHANG, SOUTH KOREA- The Olympics are often full of shocking scandals: finding out that Lindsey Vonn put tiny rocket propellers on her skis, or that Shaun White is actually just two chimpanzees […]
The Spring Involvement Fair may be one club short this year as the Campus Fight Club has been unable to come to a consensus about if they should have a table at […]
St. PETER, MN — Friday night, Junior Honors Music major Jessica Bernstein went out with Senior Computer Science major Nigel Torres. They had a delicious supper at Panera Bread and went to […]
SAINT PETER, MN- Students and faculty alike reacted with unprecedented joy upon hearing the news of an all new savory food item coming to the caf. This new “not proven to be […]
St. PETER MN- Recently, ResLife and CAB sponsored a “Potions and Crafts Night,” where budding, not-so-young wizards and witches who never received their Hogwarts letters could fulfill their dreams by constructing their […]
Minnesota– In a press briefing before tonight’s game, representatives from the Minnesota Vikings reported that the whole team is excited to have a good time in their game against their opponents, the […]
SAINT-PETER, MN- New Year’s Eve symbolizes the end of the past and the beginning of the future- or some shit like that. While some may feel excited to usher in a new […]
SAINT PETER, MN- Senior Theresa Hanson realized while studying for finals around three this morning that Evanescence really spoke to her on a deep level. “I was just on Spotify, and a […]
SAINT PETER, MN- After much deliberation from the Athletics Department, the long-awaited Jedi Training course will be available for Fall Semester 2018. The class will count towards student’s FIT credits and most […]
