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SAINT PETER, MN- Saturday night, Senior Casey Enblat reported witnessing the Gus Bus spinning mad donuts in the Co-ed parking lot as she waited for a ride. It was an unusually slow […]

SAINT PETER, MN: Nemo, the beloved campus cat, has been a rare creature these past few weeks with many wondering where our fluffy boy went. Campus Saftey has recently made the public […]

“I literally sold my kidney for a parking space last week,” said Sophomore Kristine Wilson, in reference to the newly emerged parking space black market. “A first-row spot in the plex parking […]

SAINT PETER, MN— Spirit Halloween, a trademark piece of Spooky Season iconography. The yellow, black, and orange banner stands as a comforting symbol splashed over the faint remnants of a long since […]

SAINT PETER, MN- Tired of dodging high schoolers left and right? Here’s how to make sure you never have to see any of them again.   Tell them about the annual Gustavus […]

ST PETER MN- Homecoming weekend has come and gone, and the campus was subjected to the fanfare of Gusties from years past returning to campus and refusing to close their yearbooks. We […]

SAINT PETER, MN— A freshly tenured, cool boy Professor made a stir at Gustavus this week by annoying he would be removing the participation grade from his class grade breakdown. Thrilled by […]

ST PETER, MN – With October right around the corner, more and more St. Peter families are starting to get into the Halloween spirit and are planning on how they’re really going […]

SAINT PETER, MN- As Halloween approaches, you don’t need to look far for inspiration. Here’s some GAC-inspired Halloween costume ideas.  Gus the Lions Captive Mother– Why not dress like Gus’s mother, a […]