1: FACEBOOK EVENT MEMES: Facebook Event memes had their time to shine back when everyone on the internet was trying to steal all of Minnesota’s lakes and deface Chicago’s Bean statue, but […]

SAINT PETER, MN-As the campus’s leading authority on comedy, we here at the Fourth Crown have come to conclusion that LineUs is no longer relevant to the Gustavus lifestyle. We have taken […]

SAINT PETER, MN-God has looked down upon the residents of Sorenson Hall and cast His divine judgement. This morning, the students cursed with low room draw numbers looked into their email inboxes […]

SAINT PETER, MN- Midterm Elections are just around the corner, and these elections are proving to be some of the most important midterm elections in recent history. The Fourth Crown decided to […]

St. Peter MN- On Saturday for the first time since who knows when, Co-ed, Plex, and the Views were not getting “litty as a kitty”, so Campus Safety had nothing kind of […]

St. Peter MN- In the past few years, there has been an initiative on campus attempting to regrow and reclaim some of the natural prairie grass ecosystem that Gustavus was built on. […]

St. Peter, MN- In a move that surprised many, earlier this morning it was announced by President Bergman that a campus-wide ban on onion rings will be implemented. Starting in the fall […]

SAINT PETER,MN- Archaeologists across the country are gathering at Gustavus’s Gibbs hall following a discovery in the dorm’s storage closet last Tuesday. During end of the semester cleaning and cataloging, residential life […]

SAINT PETER, MINNESOTA- You know what’s more fun than studying for finals? Literally everything else. So this Fourth Crown article is brought to you by top-tier procrastination fueled by self-loathing and lack […]

SAINT PETER, MN- Many Gustavus students have heard the word on the street: he Homelessness FTS is not something to miss. The class is known for their yearly informational signs tied to […]