The Friends Against Repeating the Titanic (FARTT) announced today that an important milestone had been reached in their century long goal. “After years of hard work, we can announce that we have […]
St. Peter, MN- In a stunning move, Residential Life at Gustavus has announced that their next major project will be demolishing all off-campus houses. With enrollment on the decline, the college has […]
SAINT PETER,MN- Earlier this week Keith Benson, Assistant Director of Dining Services, announced that the Gustavus Market Place will now offer Sweet Martha’s Cookies. Known as a Minnesota State Fair favorite, the […]
It was discovered last night that Philosophy minor, Sean Womac, became lost in the Existential Wilds of his life. He resorted to drinking his own urine to survive. “I just went out […]
St. Peter, MN- Gustavus is known for harboring a long tradition of Fulbright scholars. Every year there are competitive upperclassman who try their hardest to work through the application process in order […]
St. Peter, MN- We understand that it’s hard to understand your place in the universe when you don’t have someone else telling you what to do, say, or think. This is especially […]
PETER, MN – “Fucking will be a great learning opportunity,” said professor Patty Brown, the chief of the German department. “Fucking in Austria will be a formative experience in many of my […]
St. Peter, MN- It is well known that the theme for President’s Ball is built around the 1920s, but what some may not realize is that it’s specifically 1920’s Armenia. It’s not […]
St. Peter MN- Gustavus’ Theater and Dance department just finished their run of the hit musical “Cabaret” over the weekend to most of the actors’ excitement. While the dancers and actors were […]
SAINT PETER, MN- Last month it was TV and Music Icon Ice-T’s birthday and all of you forgot. Tracy Lauren “Ice-T” Marrow was born sixty years ago in the year of our […]
