SAINT PETER- In an unexpected display of impressive athleticism, the Men’s Track & Field Team won the Relay for Life event held in Lund Center on Friday night. The event, which was […]
Men’s Track Team Wins Relay for Life
College Abandons Nordic Ski Team; Pursues “Sexy, Tropical” Image
SAINT PETER — College administrators have made the executive decision to cut the men’s and women’s Nordic Skiing Team Friday afternoon, citing that the sport “made too much sense in the wintry […]
Beer Pong to Become School Sanctioned Sport
SAINT PETER—In a groundbreaking move, the Athletic Department has officially established Beer Pong as a school-sanctioned sport. Beer Pong will be the twelfth men’s and thirteenth women’s program sanctioned by the college. […]
Mercer Upsets Duke in Beer Pong Shocker
SAINT PETER—Tournament brackets are in shambles after the first round of the campus wide beer pong tournament, as visionless first-year Samantha Mercer defeated the top ranked senior prodigy Duke Parker. The match […]
First-year’s “Six Pack and a Pound” Consumption Record Inspires Campus
SAINT PETER—First-year Austin Zollner shocked campus and southern Minnesota alike with his astonishingly rapid consumption of Taco John’s famous “Six Pack and a Pound” meal. The accomplishment was finished in only eight […]
Next Year Might Actually Be The Year For Gustavus Football, I Think
UPDATE, 9-6-14: In the wake of Gustavus’ sweeping defeat of Crown College, this year has indeed been confirmed as the year for Gustavus football, probably. SAINT PETER—Wild speculation continues this week following […]
Student Body Discovers School Has Nordic Ski Team
SAINT PETER—For the first time since becoming an official sport on campus, Gustavus’ Nordic Skiing team is finally being discovered by the Gustavus student body, most of which were unaware that Nordic […]
FLASHBACK: John Kennedy’s Record-Breaking Run at the 2010 MIAC Championships
In the interest of preserving and celebrating our illustrious history of over 150 years, The Fourth Crown presents the first of a 2,928,608 part series, FLASHBACK, chronicling the most important events in […]
Women’s Volleyball’s Gustav II Adolf of Sweden ‘15 Crowned MIAC Athlete of the Week
CASTLE TRE KRONOR, SWEDEN- In a historic move, the Minnesota Interscholastic Athletic Conference has named Junior Women’s Volleyball player Gustav II Adolf, King of Sweden, their Athlete of the Week. Citing “the […]
IM Basketball Standout Won’t Stop Talking About High School
SAINT PETER—After scoring 34 points and grabbing 15 rebounds in only his second career intramural basketball game, first-year Zach Lewis is gaining the reputation of being one of the league’s most […]
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