Nathaniel D. Long ’16: Co-Founder, Co-Editor-in-Chief Samuel L. Panzer ’16: Co-Founder, Co-Editor-in-Chief Evan W. Jones ’17: Managing Editor Maxwell K. Mlinar ’16: News Section Editor Allison Schmidt ’15: Life & Style Section Editor Delaney A. […]
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The Four Crowns Of Having A Stylish Summer
The Four Crowns of Having A Stylish Summer: Whether you’re going for the perfect pair of hot dog legs or a classic duck face, a good selfie is a summer essential. Get […]
Ask C&S: Los Lonely Boy
‘Ask Carl & Silvia’ is The Fourth Crown’s Life & Style Advice column. Q: Dear Carl and Silvia, While I’ve made some decent friends from my building this past year, I don’t see myself […]
Ask C&S: Underinvolved Underclassman
‘Ask Carl & Silvia’ is The Fourth Crown’s Life & Style Advice column. Q: Hi Carl & Silvia. I’ve really struggled to find my own in my first year at Gustavus. How can I […]
Jack Talks: A Villain Removes His Mask
Hello Gustavus, I sure do love all the ole’ cinematic classics. Recently, I have been watching a lot of James Bond, and I just love when the villainous mastermind of the whole […]
J.D. Feit Retirement Announcement
After an illustrious tenure as Co-Editor-in-Chief of The Fourth Crown, Magnuson Award Winner J.D. Feit has officially announced his retirement from the publication. Citing a desire to spend more time with his […]
PHOTO: Glare off President Ohle’s Scalp Leaves Hundreds Blinded
During Sunday’s Commencement Exercises, approximately 236 members of the Class of 2014 were rendered sightless by the glare of the stage lights off of President Ohle’s scalp.
‘The Fourth Crown’ Guide to Commencement 2014
Due to the day’s forecast, the following events will be held in the Lund Athletic Center. Sources have yet to confirm whether the ‘likely downpour’ refers to the weather, or the tears […]
Retirement Home Residents Upset By Senior Week
SAINT PETER—With Gustavus’ annual celebration of inebriation of Senior Week well underway, unrest has erupted in the St. Peter retirement community. While the weeklong event is intended to provide the year’s graduating […]
Pretty Blonde Girls Crash Internet With Mass Upload of Pictures at Gustavus Sign
SAINT PETER- After an illustrious 30 years of public accessibility, the World Wide Web has crashed following the upload of an insurmountable quantity of photos of blonde, college-aged women posing in front […]
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