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Lund Renovation Still Happening

By fourthcrown on March 18, 2020

Opinion: “Fuck”

By fourthcrown on March 17, 2020

Tinder Hookup Becomes Latest Cancellation Due to Coronavirus

By fourthcrown on March 13, 2020

Lund Renovation to Hopefully Include Some Damn Febreze

By fourthcrown on March 5, 2020

Henati Club Inaugural Meeting This Friday Night

By fourthcrown on March 4, 2020

Gordon Ramsay Rates Caf Food

By fourthcrown on February 28, 2020

10 Ways to Get Down and Dirty During Nobel

By fourthcrown on October 2, 2018

St. Peter MN- Nobel Week is upon us, and we here at the Fourth Crown couldn’t be happier to take this time to sit back, relax, hide in our closets from the […]

Gustavus Cribbage Upset By Bethel In MIAC Championship

By fourthcrown on October 1, 2018

St. Peter, MN- After a dominant season by our Golden Gustie Cribbage team, their playoff hopes were cut short this past Sunday by the up and coming Bethel squad. The Gusties were […]

Fourth Crown Film Predictions: Venom

By fourthcrown on September 30, 2018

STANDARD DISCLAIMER: THE FOURTH CROWN HAS NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE, BUT WE DO HAVE SOME OPINIONS ON IT. SAINT PETER, MN- Venom (2018) is a movie directed by Ruben Fleischer starring Tom […]

Lin-Manuel Miranda Announces Next Project, “Bergman: The Musical”

By fourthcrown on September 30, 2018

ST PETER MN- Late Wednesday night, Sophomore Gina Savage was walking aimlessly between Arbor View and College View, trying to sneak into some sort of Wine Wednesday shinbag, when she heard someone […]

Geology Student Brushes Up on Fun Soil Facts for Nobel Babes

By fourthcrown on September 27, 2018

SAINT PETER, MN- “This is going to be my week”, said Junior Gustie Keith Swanson, “it’s my time to shine”. Keith is a Geology major from Hastings, Minnesota, considered by some to […]

Sixth Pillar of Gustavus Named: Honest Tea

By fourthcrown on September 26, 2018

SAINT PETER, MN- Here at Gustavus, our diverse community has many facets that make us all unique individuals living together in a sympathetic collective. A collective that is conveniently split into five, […]

Vikings Lose To Buffalo Bills

By fourthcrown on September 23, 2018

Minneapolis, MN- In a surprising twist of fate, the pundits were proven wrong this Sunday as the highly lauded Vikings squad were absolutely blown up by the lowly Buffalo Bills. Rookie Josh […]

Tobacco Ban 100% Effective

By fourthcrown on September 21, 2018

SAINT PETER, MN- “We fucking did it, you guys”, President Bergman commented on the success of the campus-wide tobacco ban. All reports and studies of any kind have concluded that the tobacco […]

Couple Hooking Up Pretty Sure Roommate Asleep

By fourthcrown on September 19, 2018

St. Peter, MN- College is known to be a time of sexual awakening and experimentation for many young people. Some students discover that they don’t need to get weird to have fun, […]

Definitive Ranking of all the AC on Campus

By fourthcrown on September 18, 2018

St. Peter MN- We here at the Fourth Crown are pretty darn good at pointing out the plain obvious; we say it as it is.  That means that we are not lying […]

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