APPLICATIONS DUE WHEN YOU’RE DONE

Expectations:

• Attendance at weekly meetings.
• Adherence to a self-assigned article quota (minimum of two/month).
• Maintenance of the organizational standard that nobody on or near street corners will be in possession of swagger in quantities similar to that of the news team.

Benefits:

• No alteration to your current healthcare plan.
• An annual salary of $45,000 is the current national average you can maybe expect once you graduate. In the meantime, write for us for free!
• All the glory, laud, and honor that uncredited articles can bestow.
  

  APPLY HERE

Prefer a paper application? Follow this link, and remind yourself of what century you are in.