APPLICATIONS DUE WHEN YOU’RE DONE
- Attendance at weekly meetings.
- Adherence to a self-assigned article quota (minimum of two/month).
- Maintenance of the organizational standard that nobody on or near street corners will be in possession of swagger in quantities similar to that of the news team.
- No alteration to your current healthcare plan.
- An annual salary of $45,000 is the current national average you can maybe expect once you graduate. In the meantime, write for us for free!
- All the glory, laud, and honor that uncredited articles can bestow.
Prefer a paper application? Follow this link, and remind yourself of what century you are in.