SAINT PETER, MN— Spirit Halloween, a trademark piece of Spooky Season iconography. The yellow, black, and orange banner stands as a comforting symbol splashed over the faint remnants of a long since […]

SAINT PETER, MN- Tired of dodging high schoolers left and right? Here’s how to make sure you never have to see any of them again.   Tell them about the annual Gustavus […]

ST PETER MN- Homecoming weekend has come and gone, and the campus was subjected to the fanfare of Gusties from years past returning to campus and refusing to close their yearbooks. We […]

SAINT PETER, MN— A freshly tenured, cool boy Professor made a stir at Gustavus this week by annoying he would be removing the participation grade from his class grade breakdown. Thrilled by […]

ST PETER, MN – With October right around the corner, more and more St. Peter families are starting to get into the Halloween spirit and are planning on how they’re really going […]

SAINT PETER, MN- As Halloween approaches, you don’t need to look far for inspiration. Here’s some GAC-inspired Halloween costume ideas.  Gus the Lions Captive Mother– Why not dress like Gus’s mother, a […]

ST PETER MN- Recently on campus, many Gusties have been accustomed to seeing horrifying images of Nemo feasting on the carcasses of the cute bunnies and squirrels of our Disney fairytale dreams […]

SAINT PETER, MN- Every year, the Nobel Conference brings academic experts, students, and a whole ton of old people to campus. Caf workers and students must prepare for their patience to be […]

Aries (March 20-April 19): There is a secret message written across all of time and space, it lives beyond the modern constructs of linear thought, and the religious would call it the […]

SAINT PETER, MN— After the controversial split between Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures, the fan-favorite character Spider-Man lost big Disney money and went back to the desolate Sony lands. The web-slinger lost […]