ST. PETER, MN– It is almost time for the annual Gustavus President’s Ball, the most exclusive and glamorous event in our beautiful American nation. Looking anything but the best at this event […]
Jesus Has Risen — Says, “Pay Your Taxes”
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – A miracle happened this last Sunday. Shocking people who thought that they wouldn’t witness this in their lifetime, the son of God has thrown a surprise resurrection. […]
Local Girlfriend Way Too Into Fifty Shades Darker
SAINT PETER- Local student Mark Grumbacher released a statement this morning declaring that his girlfriend Anna Glitzen is “just a little too into that Fifty Shades Darker movie.” Darker is a sequel […]
7 Ways to Lose 30 Pounds Before Spring Break
Spring break season is officially here! To help you have the most fun possible, The Fourth Crown has compiled a list of the hippest, newest, most effective fast weight loss tips to […]
We Photoshopped a Beer Helmet on a Photo of Becky Bergman and We’re Really Sorry About It
We want to start off by just sharing that nobody is perfect. We certainly proved that to be the case today. We’re going to be honest with you. We messed up big […]
J-Term Relationship Founded on Principles of Communication, Trust, and Mutual Boredom
SAINT PETER, MN⎼ After meeting through mutual friends at the Trap during fall finals week and several weeks of “talking, but like, just talking”, Gustavus sophomores Leah Green and Thomas Ahlquist have […]
Ask C&S: What Does My Choice in Alcohol Say About Me?
Dear Carl & Sylvia, I never drank in high school, but now that I’m at college I’d like to start. However, I don’t want to embarrass myself by drinking something weird. What […]
Life & Style: Fashion Tips for Dad on Move-In Day
Move-In Day for the Class of 2019 is tomorrow, and all eyes will be on Gustie Dads to debut this year’s most stylish outfits. The Fourth Crown has all of the necessary fashion […]
Ask C&S: Room Draw: Oh Ya, or Blah?
Dear Carl and Sylvia, I’m a nervous wreck. Room-draw is coming up and I have no idea who I should live with! As a first-year, I have no experience with this kind […]
Our Favorite Case Day Traditions
Despite the cloud of negativity surrounding the college’s Case Day tradition, celebration of the holiday does grant several amazing opportunities upon its participants. The Fourth Crown has assembled a few of our favorites, making […]