SAINT PETER, MN- The registrar’s office announced on Monday that the Gustavus fight club that has been secretly meeting in the basement of “none of your business, go away” will now count […]
Fight Club Will Now Count as a Fitness Credit
Safe Rides Aquires Fleet of AT-AT Walkers In Anticipation of Next Blizzard
St. Peter, MN — With record-breaking snowfall this February and no end in sight, Campus Safety’s “Safe Rides” program has made a major purchase for the hopeful benefit of Gustavus students everywhere: […]
The Fourth Crown Reviews: Case Day 2019
ST PETER MN- This past Saturday was Case Day, the one day in the Gustavus Calendar year that the athletes on campus get to binge drink as much as they usually would […]
Ten Unique Caf Creations
SAINT PETER, MN- We’re at the point in the year when it’s easy to get bored by the options in the caf. That’s why it’s important to remember that there are literally […]
WHO WOULD WIN IN A DEATH MATCH?
YOUR COMPETITORS: Parker Lindberg Current Co-Editor-in-Chief. Has a prom photo as his LinkedIn profile picture. Writes stuff. Wears glasses. Reincarnation of Edgar Allan Poe, but less emo. Small. Betrays The Fourth […]
Gustavus Administration to Start Selling Gustie-Flavored Popsicles
ST PETER MN- It has been more than just “a little gusty” across campus this week with temperatures reaching well into the Antarctic range. While most students have been utilizing their deeply, […]
Top Five Campus Safety Chases of 2018
ST PETER MN- Another year has come to an end at Gustavus Adolphus College and boy are we excited to throw the shitshow of 2018 behind. While this year was full of […]
12 Ways to Get Cozy at GAC This Winter
Buy a fun Christmas sweater. What an easy and fun way to stay warm and get into the holiday spirit. Cut open Gus the Lion and live inside his body. Cold? Why […]
Becky B Slated to Win This Spring’s Beer Pong Tournament
ST PETER MN- The “Saturday is for the Boys” Federation of America released a statement yesterday saying that Becky “B-Swizzle” Bergman is the current front runner to win this spring’s annual beer-pong […]
Yam Haus Really Yammed Our Haus
SAINT PETER, MN— Last Friday at The Dive, Minneapolis based boy band Yam Haus gave one of the most memorable performances in Gustavus Adolphus College history. Their hour-long setlist filled with bops […]
