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Counseling Services Flooded with Students Convinced There is a Dorm Called “Rundstrom”

By fourthcrown on March 22, 2023

The Fourth Crown Reviews: CAB’s 37th Annual President’s Ball

By fourthcrown on March 20, 2023

ROTC Kids Seize Control of Student Senate in Coup d’État

By fourthcrown on March 16, 2023

“Woah, I Didn’t Know He was Chill Like That!” Campus Squirrel Seen Smoking a Blunt and being like Really Cool and Chill

By fourthcrown on March 15, 2023

The Over-Involved Gustie Showdown- Who Will Emerge the Most Overwhelmed?

By fourthcrown on March 14, 2023

New Brown Parking Permits Allow Students to Park in the River

By fourthcrown on March 13, 2023

Campus Safety to Mandate Walking Permits

By fourthcrown on May 5, 2022

    ST. PETER, MN. – Parking Permits. We all know them. We all hate them. But we all need them in order to drive the necessary 20 minutes in any direction from […]

Opening of New Lund Wing Unveils State-of-the-Art Trampoline Park

By fourthcrown on May 4, 2022

ST. PETER, MN – At 6 a.m. on Wednesday morning, a horde of Gusties waited at the entrance to the new expansion of the Lund Athletic Center, curious what the multi-million dollar […]

‘We’re So Screwed’ States Football Player After Learning They Will Have to Play Other Schools in the Fall

By fourthcrown on May 3, 2022

ST. PETER, MN– Athletics is something Gustavus has always prided itself upon, being an institution that stresses the importance of both academic and athletic excellence.  Gustavus is home to a variety of […]

Our Girl Becky Found Shitfaced and Passed Out in Donor Plaza

By fourthcrown on May 2, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — It has gotten to that point in the semester where students are feeling the strain of finals and the end of the year. While going to the bars […]

New FIT Credit Announced: Gyrating and Beyond

By fourthcrown on April 29, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — Amid heavy complaints regarding the lack of course options that fill the FIT general education requirement, the HES Department, in collaboration with the Provosts Office and Registrar, has […]

Students on Razor Scooters Arrested for DUI

By fourthcrown on April 28, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — As the weather has gradually warmed and sidewalks have cleared, some Gustavus students have taken their trusty Razor Scooters out of storage. The childhood toy has proved to […]

CAB Running Out of Ideas for Luxury Items to Give Students

By fourthcrown on April 27, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — One thing Gusties can all agree on is that the Campus Activities Board is an organization known for its generosity to the students. “I really like the event […]

5 Tips for Mental Health Maintenance During This Month’s New Geopolitical Conflict

By fourthcrown on April 26, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — How many people lately have woken up to a brutal geopolitical conflict pushed to their newsfeed? What a buzzkill, am I right? While many of us might want […]

Caf to Exclusively Sell Meat Products In Response to Supply Chain Error

By fourthcrown on April 25, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — In response to an error in cafeteria supply chain communication, it has recently been announced that the cafeteria will be selling only meat and meat by-products, effective immediately. […]

Registration Woes Mount as MyGustavus Demands Answers to its Riddles Three

By fourthcrown on April 22, 2022

ST. PETER, MN — As registration season descended upon Gustavus this week, anxiety levels ran high. Following the debacle of room selection, in which at least four hundred students were assigned to […]

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