ST. PETER, MN – Yesterday, it has been reported the Board of Trustees has finally given a public statement about the supposed “debt” that Gustavus is buckling under the weight of. (We […]
“We Promise We Have Money!” Board Speaks on Debt Via Video Call from Turks and Caicos
Men’s Hockey Team Competes at National Racism Tournament
ST. PETER, MN – Just a week after the Gustavus women’s hockey team won the national championship, the Gustavus hockey program scored another victory as the men’s team took home their own […]
Caillou (Now 22) Commits to Gustavus hockey
ST PETER MN— It was a brisk, chilly morning in rural southern Canada when, this morning, after 3 hard fought years in the brutally tough junior hockey leagues of southern Canada, defenseman […]
Counseling Services Flooded with Students Convinced There is a Dorm Called “Rundstrom”
ST. PETER, MN – Beware the ides of March. With housing deadlines coming up, many students have descended into all-out madness. Due to the rampant lunacy on campus, we at The Fourth […]
The Fourth Crown Reviews: CAB’s 37th Annual President’s Ball
ST. PETER, MN – We’re about halfway through the month of March, which means that Gusties up and down the Hill are starting to feel the heat from their spring classes. To […]
ROTC Kids Seize Control of Student Senate in Coup d’État
SAINT PETER, MN – Shockwaves were sent through the Gustavus community on Monday when a small group of college sophomores armed with M4 Carbines stormed into the Student Senate meeting in Beck […]
“Woah, I Didn’t Know He was Chill Like That!” Campus Squirrel Seen Smoking a Blunt and being like Really Cool and Chill
ST. PETER, MN – As the sun rose over the beautiful prairie this morning, its beautiful rays were not the only thing lighting up in nature. Chatter came rushing in all over […]
The Over-Involved Gustie Showdown- Who Will Emerge the Most Overwhelmed?
ST. PETER, MN – After their widely successful “Last to Leave the Box Challenge” (which many students found themselves prepared for after years of on-campus living) and last Friday’s “Last to Take […]
New Brown Parking Permits Allow Students to Park in the River
ST. PETER, MN – As spring drags on and Gusties drive off campus in droves to relieve their sorrows in a pint from Patty’s or a lonely trip through the Mankato Target, […]
Dining Service Closes Doors for Remainder of Semester: “You’re On Your Own!”
ST. PETER, MN – Any student or faculty member who has been on campus for this last semester knows that the dining services have had some issues with staffing. This challenge comes […]