ST. PETER, MN. – Parking Permits. We all know them. We all hate them. But we all need them in order to drive the necessary 20 minutes in any direction from […]
Campus Safety to Mandate Walking Permits
Opening of New Lund Wing Unveils State-of-the-Art Trampoline Park
ST. PETER, MN – At 6 a.m. on Wednesday morning, a horde of Gusties waited at the entrance to the new expansion of the Lund Athletic Center, curious what the multi-million dollar […]
‘We’re So Screwed’ States Football Player After Learning They Will Have to Play Other Schools in the Fall
ST. PETER, MN– Athletics is something Gustavus has always prided itself upon, being an institution that stresses the importance of both academic and athletic excellence. Gustavus is home to a variety of […]
Our Girl Becky Found Shitfaced and Passed Out in Donor Plaza
ST. PETER, MN — It has gotten to that point in the semester where students are feeling the strain of finals and the end of the year. While going to the bars […]
New FIT Credit Announced: Gyrating and Beyond
ST. PETER, MN — Amid heavy complaints regarding the lack of course options that fill the FIT general education requirement, the HES Department, in collaboration with the Provosts Office and Registrar, has […]
Students on Razor Scooters Arrested for DUI
ST. PETER, MN — As the weather has gradually warmed and sidewalks have cleared, some Gustavus students have taken their trusty Razor Scooters out of storage. The childhood toy has proved to […]
CAB Running Out of Ideas for Luxury Items to Give Students
ST. PETER, MN — One thing Gusties can all agree on is that the Campus Activities Board is an organization known for its generosity to the students. “I really like the event […]
5 Tips for Mental Health Maintenance During This Month’s New Geopolitical Conflict
ST. PETER, MN — How many people lately have woken up to a brutal geopolitical conflict pushed to their newsfeed? What a buzzkill, am I right? While many of us might want […]
Caf to Exclusively Sell Meat Products In Response to Supply Chain Error
ST. PETER, MN — In response to an error in cafeteria supply chain communication, it has recently been announced that the cafeteria will be selling only meat and meat by-products, effective immediately. […]
Registration Woes Mount as MyGustavus Demands Answers to its Riddles Three
ST. PETER, MN — As registration season descended upon Gustavus this week, anxiety levels ran high. Following the debacle of room selection, in which at least four hundred students were assigned to […]
The Fourth Crown 